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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Scratch number 6, Ian Smith


So he wasn't dead after all, but is now.

1 out of 10 and only a month and a bit left. This isn't shaping up to be a good year. If only Mr Mugabe could help me out before the new year.

C'mon Bob, just let go.

Death List candidates for 2007:

Ariel Sharon, Israeli fanatic, former PM (brain died 2005)
Kurt Waldheim, Austrian former SS Nazi & UN Sec-Gen.
Suharto, Indonesian former dictator.
Fidel Castro, Cuban El Presidente.
Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwean dictator.
Ian Smith, Rhodesian dictator (dead already?)
Margaret Thatcher, British dictatrix.
Ronnie Biggs, British train robber.
Billy Graham, American religious fanatic/Presidential confidante.
2007 NZ Idol 2nd Runner-up, of a failed attempted suicide.
If Ian Smith is actually already dead then I’ll replace him with the current Algerian dictator Abdelaziz Belkhadem.

2 Comments:

At 21/11/07 8:57 pm, Blogger Mana said...

you missed
Winston Peters
Ron Marks
Parekura Horomia
Nanaia Mahuta

you can replace Ronnie Biggs, the British train robber with anyone of the above, if you must have Ronnie their at least make him last. Cheers

(Bomber check your alt.tv email)

 
At 22/11/07 12:44 pm, Blogger Jon said...

So - Ian Smith was worse than Robert Mugabe??????

I don't think so, Tim.

Yeah - add Winnie to that list, seeing John boy Howard will get the shove....

 

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