The Exclusive Brethren and Ribena

Here is my problem with the bloody Exclusive Brethren (God, why are your followers such fucking losers bro, I’m all down with the big –G-O-D, but Christ he has some right clowns praising his name doesn’t he people, can I get a hallelujah?)

1: Their impossible philosophical position of a) Not allowing their followers to vote, but then b) tell you and me how to vote. Philosophically speaking, that is a leap so far it seems backwards, “All who follow me CAN NOT participate in the democratic process, however we will raise $1.2million off the backs of our followers to convince you all how to vote” – hmmm, get fucked happy clappy.

2: Now the above is just an annoyance, the REAL issue I have with the Exclusive Brethren is that they are liars, liars in the sense that they attempt to hide their identity, which I fucking despise – if you are going to say something, say it while everyone knows who is saying it – how they can attempt to hide their connection is what I find criminal in terms of a democracy. I don’t care what wacky shit these clowns print, if they want to say Helen Clark is the anti-christ and is really an alien here to eat everyone’s soul, fine, no problems what-so-ever with that (when you catch Helen’s hooded eyes in a certain light, they maybe right), what I detest is Exclusive Brethren hiding the fact that they are saying it. That is so anti-democratic it makes me want to torch their hamlets, with fiery pitchforks no less. In a Democracy, we all have the right to know who is saying what, especially during an Election, so let the Exclusive Brethren print what they like, BUT they have to print the fact that it is them who are saying it. The reason why the Exclusive Brethren hide the fact that they are the ones putting out smear pamphlets is because the second you saw ‘Exclusive Brethren’ you would think, ‘dumb Christian happy clappers, don’t care’, and we all know that to be true.

Like Ribena, the Exclusive Brethren want to lie about their message without telling you the truth behind those sweet lies. For the record, the Exclusive Brethren have no Vitamin C content.

Brethren critics voice their anger at Labour's election spending plan
The seven members of the Exclusive Brethren who ran a campaign against National's opponents last election last night condemned Labour's election law reform plans as desperate. They issued a statement saying the proposal to make negative advertising count as campaign spending was ill-informed "and demonstrates how grossly desperate Helen Clark has become". They also accused the Prime Minister of "political thuggery". Before the last election, the seven men wrote to the Chief Electoral Officer saying they wanted to spend about $1.2 million in advertising but did not want it to be counted against National's spending limits. Their advertising did not endorse National but attacked its opponents and so did not count against National.