John Key refutes he is shape-shifting reptilian alien - silent on ushering humanity towards enslavement

Well a shape-shifting reptilian alien would deny it, wouldn't they.  He denied the alien bit, no so much the enslavement of humanity bit.  If by enslavement of humanity you mean a development of an advanced modern surveillance state able to track and read every communication so you are without any privacy and the money/wage/debt/tax system and a government based on control of the person then it hardly needs any ushering - it's already here.

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Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.

"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.

"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."

Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".

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The Anunnaki translation is preferable at some Cabinet Meetings.  Mukark a, aka, rak, ak, akak, rak a, Kankak, a, ar, ka, karak, ak, ak...  yeah, Joycie is almost making sense now.

Here is the official response via The Standard:

Alternative second paragraphs:

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I can confirm that the information specific to your request may be located in the Draco Constellation and using the inferior technology of us humans will take approximately 3 million of our Earth years 

to download, by which time humanity may have long been enslaved to our shape-shifting reptilian overlords.

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