TUMEKE EXCLUSIVE: Interview with John Banks' empty Parliamentary Chair

If it's good enough for Clint Eastwood at the Republican book burning, it's good enough for Tumeke.

Tumeke: Mr Banks can you explain how you didn't know SkyCity personally gave you $15 000 in an envelope with the SkyCity logo on it?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Mr Banks, that doesn't sound very credible to me.

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:Yes, but Mr Key has to keep you around because if he kicked you out, you're the kind of unblinking head banger to throw his toys and cause a by-election aren't you?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:











Tumeke: Sure, but you can't seriously suggest that he actually believes that you didn't know Kim Dot Com gave you $50 000?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: And how many people give you $50 000?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: You went to his party didn't you?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: and you called him afterwards?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: and you told him to split the money into two lots of $25 000 so it would be anonymous?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: So why did you tell the media when they first started asking questions about your relationship with him, that you barely knew him and hadn't spent more than 5 minutes with him?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Mr Banks, we are all adults, you can't expect us to believe that?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Where?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:When?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:How is that even possible?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:But Mr Banks, that breaks the laws of time, physics and basic geography

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:Are you currently under any medication?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:











Tumeke:I see.

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