Poor King Gerry, it's all a bit hard eh...
"Who will rid me of these troublesome moaners?", burped King Gerry.
"I'm not sure they like being referred to as 'moaners'", Chancellor Joyce offered.
"ENOUGH", roared King Gerry. "These little shits, they're always bitching about earthquake this, earthquake that. I'm trying to privatize all their assets with disaster capitalism shock doctrine tactics and where's my thank you? Where's the gratitude for me? I've just conned the people of a natural disaster zone to implement far right education charter schools before the stunned community can even respond. Where's my bouquet of flowers?"
"The trials and tribulations of power", Chancellor Joyce dryly commented.
"Well I'm sick of it" screamed King Gerry. "Look at all these Facebook comments from these haters, they buggerise around on Facebook all day..."
"How does one buggerise around on Facebook?" interrupted Chancellor Joyce.
"I'm not sure, my assistant does my updates, I haven't worked out the fax yet. But they all do it, buggerise around on Facebook. I must have a word with Paula Bennett and have bludgers disqualified if they test positive for drugs, have an arrest warrant or open a social media account".
He's King Gerry the Hate, he is he is.