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Sunday, September 16, 2012

For the love of God, save the whale - let's give Cameron Slater some money



Whale angry. Whale smash.

Poor old Cameron Slater has taken to begging for cash on his site to do what Bryce Edwards already does by writing up a summery of the days political news and blogs...

Would you subscribe to it, and/or sponsor it?

After all time is money, and to compile links and write a summary would consume a large amount of time that could otherwise be productive in smashing pinkos.


...apparently all the money to publish private details of port workers and slander meat unions has dried up leaving our favorite Christian family man and gun fetishist begging for cash to perform a service already catered for.

Cam thinks he can do the same job as Bryce, but I'm not so sure. Bryce contextualizes the issues of the day with panache and insight, Cameron describes the Maori King as an illiterate truck driver, demanded the looter with Aspergers got shot in the gut for a slow painful death, promoted a video that had a false edit to make Jim Anderton look like he was saying an earthquake would be the only thing to damage his Christchurch mayoralty chances and once infamously claimed Chris Carters dead mum was using a taxpayer funded phone.

I'm not sure many people would consider paying Cameron for content that shows all the intellectual quality of pornographic snuff movies, but we must save the whale from himself.

While you rush around with your busy day, a little whale waits.

While you complain about the cost of prescriptions, a little whale waits.

While you read blogs that don't rely on redneck talkback radio logic to hawk a septic form of hate merchantry, a little whale waits. For just $300 dollars a day you can help Cameron Slater stay in his fetid bubble world where the 'pinkos' need smashing and corrupt Unions get the bash, where you are better off dead than red and John Key is really a socialist.

Please donate today and save the whale.

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5 Comments:

At 16/9/12 3:31 pm, Blogger Jasper said...

Maybe Cam really needs the money to keep his women in toe as he & Michael Laws have a habit of sharing the same women ... ex-crack hoe's while being two-timed by another! It's a hard life competing for "Shock Jock" and celebrity status!

 
At 16/9/12 3:36 pm, Blogger The Contrarian said...

You sound like a 10 year old.

 
At 16/9/12 6:43 pm, Blogger Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

Cam can beg for sponsorship on the Nutters club at RadioLive Sunday nights.

 
At 16/9/12 8:03 pm, Blogger Nitrium said...

I have no idea what this entry was harping on about, but I was laughing the whole time, so who cares?

 
At 16/9/12 10:02 pm, Blogger Frank said...

Sad.

Anyway, I thought Slater was on a sickness benefit or something?

If he's soliciting money, WINZ may well deem that as income.

Oh, the irony runs thick and sweet like honey...

 

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