If the University Student magazine Critic can be believed (and the story is so out there, it may well be a brilliant and clever piece of parody), but if the University Student magazine Critic is to be believed, then John Ansell, the 'brains' behind ACTs electoral pitch at racists...
...is plotting a vast PR campaign (funded by NZ's own Grand Cyclops Louis Crimp), aimed at demonizing Maori even further.
Critic has obtained documents from controversial race campaigner Louis Crimp, setting out a plan for a $2million campaign aiming to make New Zealand a “colourblind” (racially neutral) state. The campaign will be split into two distinct “brands”, known as “Treatygate” and “Colourblind State”.
‘Treatygate” is the “attack brand”, and will involve a series of brief, hard-hitting advertisements designed to incite “anger” in “hothead” voters. Treatygate aims to “expose the 40 year state brainwashing campaign that has distorted the history of Crown-Maori relations”.
This can't be for real? What generation are these guys from? Why do white rich men get so terrified by Maori? Why are they just so racist?
A campaign showing how all those Maaaaari's get too much? Really, they get too much do they? Let's have a look at what they get again...
...oh that's right, they get all the shit statistics don't they.
Beige people and their weird beige thoughts.