Top 10 things John Banks would have to do before John Key sacked him
9: Take out a full page advert in the Herald announcing his allegiance to Adolf Hitler
8: Get caught in a Russian Mafia meth police surveillance sting
7: Photographed eating a human baby
6: Fly's a helicopter into Kim Dotcoms mansion
5: Is caught taking anonymous donations from Syria
4: Gets discovered hoarding all the marmite
3: Disagrees once with Steven Joyce
2: Seen holding Helen Kelly's hand in public
1: Found naked covered in vomit in the Speakers chair after a big night out with anonymous donors he can't remember.
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A Snuff exclusive from the Vodka cruiser drinking team of mucketeers:
http://snuffnz.blogspot.co.nz/2012/05/banks-i-was-roofied-and-had-dotcoms.html
If JK doesn't pucker up tight soon he's going to choke on this lemon.
Ole; Beep, Bop, Aloolah and celebration. At last I've seen in the media (admitedly offshore), the word FACIST used (and legitimately used)
I'm not sure wh there is such a reluctqnce to apply the term (liberally) to this government - and to certain members in particular - including some munter MP from the Coromadel who I predicted would start the labelling of asylum seekers in terms of their being "queue jumpers'
STATE and CORPORATE power....how its applied, how its confused. combibed with the demonisation of various minorities (as long as they aren't the 1%)
Koiwois laxing back should start thiking long and hard when they awake - JUST as the surviving RSA members of WWII and elsewhere.
Please - call a spade a fucking spade somebody!
This is a Facist government - admitedly not as severe as AH's, but FACIST none-the-less.
And before Labour start puffing their feathers and saying we're oh so diff, make sure you are.
All that 3rd-way shit could just as easily be a 4th or 5th Reich.
I'll never vote Labour again unless they categorically state that proposed immigration changes will be repealed, AND/OR they commit to rolling back half the legislation passed in the name of semi-intelligent/semi-literate/ideology-learned parrot fashion policy parading in the name of a Nat government.
The Hobbits will awaken (those that haven't already G.C'd) soon. When they do, it'd be nice if they actually had a true alternative
Oh....there's another thing but I don't suppose many were listening/watching to Parlee-R-mint yesterday.
The Maori Party actually voted with the gubmint during a division over proposed Immigration legislation changes. TALK ABOUT double standards - especially when you consider some of Pita Sharples stance on the likes of Fiji not long after the coup.
I think they're making it up as they go along most of the time - in consideration of personal comfort RATHER than any sort of principle.
Oh, and another hey.... I noticed Patrick Gower had a wedding ring on.
Can I please use this forum to pass on my condolences to his wife for having married such a frikken egg roll.
Two down eight to go...
Anyone care to enlighten me to any of the other eight?
Yeah, but Key will simply say it's not his role to define "morality", so who's to say eating babies is wrong?
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