There is a God! Colin Craig in Epsom

Breaking news in the really white hot electorate of Epsom.
Colin Craig announces new Conservative Party
Businessman and former Auckland mayoral candidate Colin Craig has announced he's starting a new conservative party, to contest the November general election.

There is a God.

In the best tradition of the enemy of my enemy is my friend, I hearby resign from being Rodney Hide's Campaign Manager for his run as an Independent in Epsom and promptly announce my self appointment to be Colin's campaign manager.

Colin, I know I've called you all sorts of names in the past. Mean, bone cutting comments like pointing out that for the $450 000 you blew on a bring back belting kids march that barely attracted 2000 people, you could have just hired 4500 prostitutes at $100 an hour and had more of a protest, but I can't help but want to help you decide to run in Epsom. Did you know that John Banks refuses to beat his children, ever, and Don Brash did say on Radio NZ last week that yo momma was fat.

Colin, run in Epsom, the people of the very white hot electorate deserve you regardless of any vote splitting you may inadvertently create.

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