Top 10 policies a Key-Brash Government would implement
10: Invade Iran on behalf of America
9: All beneficiaries become mandatory organ donors.
8: Public safety campaigns against joining Unions.
7: McDonalds to sponsor all playgrounds in state schools in Private Public Partnerships
6: 'More wives from Singapore' immigration program.
5: Make being Maori in an urban area after 10pm an arrestable offense.
4: Open up the left hand corner of the NZ Flag to corporate logo sponsorship.
3: Arm all front line Police with rocket propelled grenade launches
2: Force all teachers unions to adopt a 'no fat chicks' amendment to membership rules
1: Catch up with Australia by selling NZ to China
posted by Bomber @ 8:27 am
9 comments
9 Comments:
I have to say, I generally support your opinions, but putting in number 6 as some off handed racial slur is a bit disappointing Bomber.
Item 9 would be more acceptable if we changed "all beneficiaries become" to "everyone becomes a".
All perfectly rational reasonable solutions to the problems facing NZ today.
LOL - Just in case anyone missed my ironic tone
Brash abandoned his relationship responsibilities for a trophy bride. Don't really feel its a racial slur any more than no.5! Its parody
@san nakji
But "off handed racial slur[s]" is exactly what Brash campaigns on.
Why would they be so kind to us? p
olice would crack open the SS uniform surplus supply theyve always wanted to get out and all police would be armed with baton tasers which would be legal to beat coloured folk with.
I believe point 6 is a Brash gag, based on joke Brash made that fell very flat...
Where is the evidence that Brash made such a gag?
Gosman - how stupid are you? You saw the doco where he kept telling everyone his wife was from singapore right? Oh dear, you didn't. Oh dear you were serious? Oh dear.
Who knew working for kiwibank could be so soul destroying?
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