Top 10 policies a Key-Brash Government would implement
10: Invade Iran on behalf of America
9: All beneficiaries become mandatory organ donors.
8: Public safety campaigns against joining Unions.
7: McDonalds to sponsor all playgrounds in state schools in Private Public Partnerships
6: 'More wives from Singapore' immigration program.
5: Make being Maori in an urban area after 10pm an arrestable offense.
4: Open up the left hand corner of the NZ Flag to corporate logo sponsorship.
3: Arm all front line Police with rocket propelled grenade launches
2: Force all teachers unions to adopt a 'no fat chicks' amendment to membership rules
1: Catch up with Australia by selling NZ to China