Parliaments Next Top Model
It's just so cringe worthy isn't it?
John Key has dumped most of the interviews where he can be held accountable for privatizing our state assets that we already all own, and is now preferring to imitate what straight guys think gay guys mince like at Rugby World cup uniform events while appearing on Tony Vietchs radio show to give his weekly MILF report.
Can someone please tell Mr Key that he's the Prime Minister, not a character in a reality TV show, this isn't Jersey Shore, John, you're not working up to getting drunk and half naked on the speakers chair lighting your farts, you are the Prime Minister
I don't care who you find hot in the over 40s market, I don't care for your offensive cannibalism jokes and I don't care for your cringe worthy camp imitation of what you think gay models walk like.
I was half expecting John to scream, 'I'm Free', so ancient was his 'are you being served' view of Gay people.
I don't care about any of that, I want to know why he is about to flog off half our assets using a the debt bogey man while proclaiming it's all going to help the mythical 'mum and dad' investors who will actually sell their shares offshore the second they get a better offer.
Apparently the next appearance on Vietchy's radio show will be Tony explaining to the John how to get those annoying blood stains out of your carpet.