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Monday, January 31, 2011

John Key starts channeling Italian PM in locker room chat with girlfriend basher

John Key's celebrity crushes
Prime Minister John Key has revealed his celebrity crushes and says he's envious of Shane Warne's ongoing fling with a "hot" Liz Hurley.

Key – who is married to his childhood sweetheart, Bronagh – opened up about what high-profile women set his heart aflutter on Tony Veitch's Radio Sport breakfast show on Friday following questions about his sporting idols.

Proving he's a typical Kiwi bloke Key said that if he could be any sporting star he'd be an All Blacks captain but added he wouldn't mind taking a swing at being Tiger Woods either.

"Obviously for the money I would be Tiger Woods. You get paid a truckload of money," he said, adding "there are other benefits that clearly come with the job" too.

The conversation took a sexy turn after Veitch asked the jovial PM if he'd like to be love-rat Warnie. "Yeah, well given his current liaisons with Liz Hurley," Key said.

"I like Liz Hurley actually. I reckon she is hot." Key, who has two teenagers, Stephie and Max, admitted that Hurley was a "definite" in his dream date top three, adding that she's "slightly older".

When asked who else was on his wish list Key said "there are a range". He later said Sin City star "Jessica Alba looked pretty hot" despite her latest movie, Little Fockers, being "rubbish" and that Brad Pitt's squeeze, Angelina Jolie "is not too bad" either.

What on earth does he think he's doing?

couple of questions...

1: What the bloody hell is the Prime Minister of NZ doing on the radio show of a domestic abuser? After kicking the crap out of his girlfriend on the floor, Veitch is to polite company what gonoreah is to romance. Why is John Key joking it up about who he's 'hot' for with someone who is a poster boy for Women's Refuge?

2: Why is the Prime Minister channeling Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi? Isn't it a bit off that the Prime Minister of our country is telling Veitchy who he thinks is hot? I mean other than it being a bit of a slap in the face to his own wife, HE'S THE PRIME MINISTER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! You're not in a locker room having a couple of beers watching a prono at a stag party John, you run the country.

Please Mr Key. Stick to explaining why you are selling off our assets rather than listing hot women you'd like to bed.


At 1/2/11 11:12 am, Blogger dianne said...


At 2/2/11 6:57 am, Blogger Under-the-Apple-Tree said...

A piece of rope...our PM wishes he was Tiger Woods... the shame.Last I heard JK (bet he wishes he was JFK) tell the story on the Edge radio station how as a teen working with race horses, earning $2.00p/h living at home with his mum, he bet all his earnings ie $400.00 on The Horse. He lost. He laughed. I didn't.

At 5/2/11 8:17 am, Blogger franky said...

john grinning key playing softball bellyscony aint pretty.franky says

At 19/3/13 5:49 pm, Blogger paul scott said...

its ok Bomber, we are looking at an incredibly popular PM, and if he changes the political landscape good on him.You have to accept that we the average like it. Can you imagine the bad old days with the spinster PM, not so good was it

At 19/3/13 5:50 pm, Blogger paul scott said...

he is the mAN


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