Trouble at Shire
Peter Jackson is facing trouble at Shire with Union busting Hobbits officially referred to as Scabbits. Poor Peter Jackson is being forced to consider one actors contract to rule them all, one actors contract to find them. One actors contract enforced by Trans-Tasman Unions and in the darkness bind them. The Union bosses at the Shire have forced the Orcs to work to rule and all 9 members of the Nazgeal are considering wild cat strikes.
In response, Peter Jackson has threatened to outsource the eye of Mordor to Eastern Europe where naturally hairy residents will save him on Hobbit feet make up.