Southern 'Jake the Muss' sets high standard for grits
When I saw Kentucky, Trailer Home and Sheriff in one sentence I never figured it would end up being a story about cuisine appreciation.Presumably he shot the others so they didn't have to endure the meal.
Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsay - that's how you deal with poor chefing - kill the chef.. and all the diners... and yourself. Shit, if he was a Michelin assessor he may have massacred the whole trailer park. Now I feel like a real whimp for only telling them to take it back if they have put coriander in it. I should have just killed everyone in the restaurant - that's what a real connoisseur would have done.
UPDATE | 4pm: Looks like it was closer to the Jake the Muss scenario than I thought when I wrote the headline.
And much closer to the Michelin scenario. What is it with wife-bashers and the cooking of eggs?