Happy New Year (I feel better than James Brown)
I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro. Bucksome cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution. Suddenly CIA men dressed in bikinis tried to stab us with fountain pens. Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar and immobilized the lot them.
19 tequilas later we had a deal. Havana goes back to the mob and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops. Ain't life sweet. I feel good now, I feel better than James Brown, I feel better now. How do you feel?
What a fucking trainwreck of a year - here's to 2010
My New Year's resolutions: Take up smoking, increase my daily alcohol intake and cut back on my weekly excercise regime - I believe in making resolutions I intend to keep.
posted by Bomber @ 8:27 am
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4 Comments:
excellent post bomber
US offers closer defence links with New Zealand
By John Braddock
18 May 2006
The United States has signalled that it wants to revive its military ties with New Zealand by putting aside a 20-year dispute about visits by nuclear-propelled warships to the country’s ports. In an interview published in the Australian Financial Review on May 8, Christopher Hill, US Assistant Secretary of State for East Asia and Pacific Affairs, foreshadowed a stronger relationship with New Zealand under the ANZUS alliance, which also covers Australia.
The interview came two weeks after a visit by New Zealand Defence Minister Phil Goff to Washington for talks with US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and senior Pentagon officials. In his remarks, Hill politely labelled New Zealand’s 1985 anti-nuclear legislation “a relic” that should be quarantined. “Rather than trying to change each other’s minds on the nuclear issue... I think we should focus on things we can make work,” he said. According to Hill, the US would not demand to “put ships back into New Zealand”.
From almost the moment the hijacked aircraft plunged into the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon, Prime Minister Howard has been at pains to project Australia as the United States’ most loyal ally. The prime minister was in Washington during the terror attacks, having arrived three days earlier on a state visit to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the ANZUS Treaty signed between the two countries and New Zealand in the aftermath of World War II. On September 9, he was feted at a social function by top Administration officials, including Vice President Cheney and Secretary of State Colin Powell. The next day he met with President Bush and issued a joint statement reaffirming the Australia-America (N.Z) alliance.
The tuxedoed dolphins are calling me to dinner...
Happy new year, Bomber.
PREDATOR DRONES!
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
PREDATOR DRONES...
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