My invite must have gotten lost in the mail

I wasn’t able to join the swanky Auckland wanker bunch last week for their 40 below National Party humpfest, (can’t imagine why) but my spies tell me it was hardly a roaring success with the usual vacuous crowd mixing with the usual young billionaire wannabe crowd (watch them mix every weekend at spy bar). Thank god National will try and be cool to Auckland’s youth in a way that will only attract the people who would vote for them anyway, if John Key had brought his green credentials and championing the underclass tricks to Auckland’s Malls, he would have appealed to women in the suburbs, a place he needs to win if he wants to be Prime Minister.