MALE ALERT! MALE ALERT! PC ATTACK!

Shocking news brothers – apparently after 5000 years of civilization, girls are now equal to boys at University – it is an outrageous PC attack on the Male Movement which has been around for about 30 000 years. News that the gender gap has changed in academia will be met with demands of affirmative action for men and more wife beating blokes in positions of authority to keep an eye on these tricky Feminists.

Gender gap in women's favour goes right to the top of class
The brain power gap between males and females has reached the highest levels of academia - more women are now enrolling in doctoral degrees at university than men.

The Tertiary Education Strategy monitoring report for 2005 revealed the numbers of females starting doctorates has overtaken males for the first time.