National in da House
Aimed to take the heat off Labour for their appalling Taito Phillip Field whitewash, Trevor Mallard released leaked reports by National on ways to get down with the kids. It is an attempt at showing a softer National, aimed at capturing more urbane liberal votes which cost them the last election. It is a complete farce – hey, word to National, you want to look cooler? Get rid of Don Brash and his comb-over. The fact they cant see that and think the answer is someone like Judith Collins (or her new cool tag, J-Co) elbowing Nicky Watson off the cover of Cleo shows how far they have come to visit Earth. Maybe if J-Co got implants? DJ Don Brash releasing a new hip hop album, ‘My bitch is from Singapore’? The icing on this shit cake was the use of clothing and Hip Hop label, Dawn Raid. The fact that the name is taken from the National party’s policy under Muldoon of throwing Pacific Island overstayers out under draconian, racist procedures didn’t ‘dawn’ on anyone. If National want to be cool and don’t understand why they are still loathed, maybe they need to re-examine their own political history first! You complete clowns.