Is Tony Blair a cocksucker?
Now one of the things I have never been able to get my head around, is how someone so articulate and educated as Tony Blair, got caught up in the brain-dead vortex of Bush inc. Yesterday an answer came in the form of the accidental private conversation caught on microphones at the G8 summit. On it we hear a fawning, stumbling, tongue tied virgin trying to fumble his way to first base with Paris Hilton. This despicable example of the absolute spinelessness of Blair is only matched by the response by Bush. Let’s go back to Paris Hilton. Imagine Miss Hilton is in Hamilton for the night and she’s at the coolest club and a ruddy faced yokel offered to buy her a drink – hold that moment of disdain you can see on her face, double it and whamo – that was the way Bush responded to Blair. To see the real un-feigned power relationship between the two must dash any hope for die hard Blair supporters, who have defended the relationship, arguing that Blair is a modifying influence on unbridled American unilateralism.
The sad reality is Blair is Bush’s’ bitch.