Don Thrash

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Description: A composer who never can find the words to rhyme. Famous for writing songs, just not the right way
Facts: Don Music was abandoned because of complaints about his alarming tendencies toward self-inflicted punishment. Apparently, kids were imitating his head-banging at home.
Most Famous Song:" Mary Had A Bicycle."

Sounds a little like someone we know:


DON BRASH

If you listen to Parliament you can sometimes hear Don thrash his head repeatedly on his desk in frustration. That's the dull, thudding sound during Cullen's reply as he takes him apart.

Description: A politician who never can find the words too Right. Famous for writing speeches, just not the right way.
Facts: Don Brash was abandoned because of complaints about his alarming tendencies toward self-inflicted punishment. Apparently, National MPs were imitating his head-banging in the house.
Most Famous Song: "Maoris Had A Hip Hop Tour (Paid For By Government Over-Taxation)"