TV Review: A gamble of two half-wits?

I love these guys. They are fun-loving role models. That manic energy, where do they get it? Their sports quiz TV show is great mind-blowing entertainment that cuts me up until I'm snorting! Their contempt for authority is worth emulating, is it not?

Ellis: He's always in the news for his spirited antics. I have heard great things about Charlie's. Alas I have never experienced the delight and stimulation of that juice as it is just too hard to get hold of. I hear it is also rather expensive. I can't be blowed sniffing around for that sort of stuff or other pipe dreams; but I'm sure he will reach highs in whatever field he turns his mind if he's not courting danger on some caper.

Ridge: Typically munted. Somewhat the brawn rather than the brains, his part in the team is always bound to cause trouble but you have to wonder if he has the smarts to be involved at any level.

Put both of them together and you are bound to have a great test or trial of showmanship and extraordinary rationalisations. Their obvious ecstasy is pulse-racingly intoxicating. It's as though they are suppressing something, like a naughty secret. It makes them all the more addictive.

(Any comments in the same vein please.)