Bomber's Blog - The War on News - ep 18
The War on News
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posted by Bomber @ 10:46 am
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A DECADE ON THE DOLE
BY BENNIE
Bomber and Bryan Gould exclaim that we get educated for a lifetime of work?
Au contrare, I got an education to avoid a lifetime of working and that's no lie.
For only with "the smarts" to do so do we manage to avoid the stringency placed upon us by the masses who learnt to drive before they could think and who by virtue of the get a trade or apprenticeship mob think the pinnacle of working stiff lifestyles is to be called out for an urgent job to fix the lock on the back-door for over a hundred bucks to fix 3 screws to an otherwise useless layabouts life.
Yes think about how absurd and ludicrous the van-loads of tradesmen plying the streets day after day for jobs too few and far between to earn a fixed or guaranteed weekly income like dumb old stupid ole bennie.
And while we are at it, did anyone else notice the complaints advert before and after the 'fucking' stick to hungi's RWC comments by bomber's blog when he had a headful of hair and a beard or goatee also.
And did the twenty years time done by J.T's brother include the 18 months he did for manslaughter as well?
MAORI 'MOTEL' MUSIC AND SKY T.V
Bennie can only dream of a night in the Raceway motel or Phoenix palms, with the ochre/gold fence just like his neighbour the thai-tiler.If only to see Sky just once at least thought bennie.What I'd give for that he said to himself.
Bennie had some expensive wine like pinot gris but thought better of drinking some too early in the morning just like the deros do, and Bennie had to get permission to get on the piss again, somethin he missed out on a-lot from his days as a hellraisa of sorts.
...bennies Mum wasn't right in the head thought bennie...
...she was surrounded by foul odours day and night, and that must be why they call me 'dirty filthy bennie' he reckoned...
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